Cosette no Orchis/Mood

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To say that you are cute/Would be like saying a strawberry is sweet/Cause a strawberry has secret flavors/That are sharp, and tart, and red, and deep
 * Strawberry ~ Paul Baribeau

A kiss is not a contract/But its very nice/Yes it's very nice/Just because you've been exploring my mouth/Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south
 * A Kiss is Not a Contract ~ Flight of the Conchords

"And Cosette, the reason we don't give you a monkey is -because- we love you. A monkey is your deepest desire. If you had your -deepest- desire, what would you need us for? Nothing. Nothing at all. You'd leave us and this life of gossip and nonsense, take your monkey, and return to the cheese farm. A monkey is our leverage." ~ Liana, on why there's no monkey.

Behold the Monkey!